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Tangled Webs (The Black Jewels, eSever repulsive Expect to see some classic A Fairly Honourable Defeat examples of miscomprehension misspellings and uniue misunderstandings ie the Baker was smokin some bad stuff that day My faves were the disastrous attempt at a tartan plaid for a wedding and the beautifully author titled Vortex of Doom cake that was hys ter i calIf you re looking for a gift for a hard to shop for person get this baby and you ll be guaranteed some serious laughs wheezing and near choking while you try to catch your breath and wipe youryes as you flip through the pages it is that good D How do you rate a humorous book like thisI rate them as followsHow hard did I laughDid my husband laugh I consider this the boygirl test do both sexes think its funny I should probably worry that I think two data points my husband and myself are nough for me to answer this Oh well that s why I majored in History and not statisticsDistractibility from real life can it make me forget about and not statisticsDistractibility from real life can it make me forget about fact that I m probably supposed to be working onPass around ability can I pass it around to distract all the workers in my office And to answer those uestions I laughed my husband laughed my boss laughed and it s gotten a lot of attention at the work coffee table Listening to a giggle laugh track next to my desk definitely improves my work day For all the color "photos that are priceless this is a pretty cheap book Absolutely worth it and much office friendly than "that are priceless this is a pretty cheap book Absolutely worth it and much office friendly than Penguin Even if you re already a rabid CakeWrecks fan get this book There are tons of brand new delicious hysterical wrecks that will have you laughing until you cry There are also some behind the scenes stories both from the website and the stories behind the wrecked cakes Don t skip over Jen s witty commentary You ll be snorting frosting out your nostrils in no timeMy favorites are Welcome little Swetty Happy 35th Ann Dave Philis and the whole Baby Bottoms Up chapterOne of the most brilliant insightful xplanations on why cakes gone wrong are both funny and daily addicting is right at the beginning of the book I think it has something to do with the fact that almost all of us have a cake story to tell Good
Or Bad These Cakes Tell bad these cakes tell stories about us So when we see a cake that s shaped like a plunger we know there s probably a story behind it too and if we re lucky a really funny one You ve seen them online Now see them in book form Godawful cake disasters Glorious confectionary monstrosities Revel in gasps and giggles to mishaps likeSome of my favorite are the ones that include inadvertently snarky uotesMaybe this isn t a true 5 star book from cover to cover some of the commentary and attempts to yuck it up fall flat however if you can make me laugh so hard that I cry you deserve an Elisabeth Shue 135 Success Facts - Everything You Need to Know about Elisabeth Shue extra star or two This had me in tears two or three times before I finishe. Ccountant a Jungle Cruise skipper a small business owner a children's book inventoryxpeditor and a house painter She loves all types of cake and the people who make them specially if they share She currently lives in Florida with her husband John and their two ca. This book is hysterical and frighteninga train wreck of sugar and floursort of like Honey BooBooWhat s really sad is that any one of these cakes could have been made by yours truly ME I have a confession or twoI kill plantsI m so sorryI know they are living thingsI also kill cakesI don t know how it happensit just does THEY ARE AFRAID OF ME I THINKTHEY NEVER STAND are afraid of me I thinkThey never stand straight they fall over or sink in the middle they melt their own frosting or the frosting goes haywireWhen I went through this book it was like looking back This is one of those books that regularly winds up in our breakroom at work with a few of us crying over it because of how hilarious some of these wrecks are I d never heard of the website before I d read this and now it s one of my favorites to read daily to cheer myself up I bought this "book for my daughter who makes cakes professionally so that she could see "for my daughter who makes cakes professionally so that she could see not to do I got it home and could not resist having a browse but once into it I could not put it down and must confess it is without doubt one of the funniest books I have readJen Yates pickes out misspellings poor design wedding disasters meaningless remarks holiday horrors new baby cakes plus some random wreckage All of it makes for great fun and plenty of belly laughs ven if one cannot believe that professional cake makers would perpetrate such mistakesOne customer when asked what he wanted on the cake said Nothing and that is xactly what appeared on it the word Nothing Another asked for Somewhere over the rainbow and got the word Somewheres above some rainbow coloured icing And what about the customer who asked for God Bless Everyone inside a heart Heshe got xactly what she ordered for the top of the cake read God Bless Everyone Inside a heart And one customer asked for Congratulations with the lettering to be as small as possible yes you got it the cake read Congratulations As small As Possible And on the subject of fonts perhaps they were triplets or all having a birthday on the same day for the cake read Happy Birthday Hannah Large Font Cole and Allie Small Font Well the designer had carried out the instructions to if it weren t for that table on the ground floor of my store i don t think i would Gone (Gone, ever laugh and certainly not as much as this book has made me laugh i m very backwards i don t just naturally know about any of those blogs or websites that you people take for granted i just see books now that i know thisxists on this computer thing i am going to check it out because this book made me cry with laughter i worked at ben and jerry s during college and i made some cakes in my day so i am familiar with the kind of hi larious things people reuest be written on their cakes particularly when the store is within spitting distance of three college dorms full of From Jen the creator of the hit blog CakeWreckscom comes the best of the worst cakey creations out there the grammar goof ups the unintentionally creepy the accidentally suggestive the ugly the sad and the just plain funny all served up with Jen's uniue blend of wit.